Dear Journal,
For a week now, I've been detaining a handful of terrorism suspects at Gitmo-by-the-Bay, off the coast of San Francisco. They have a clear leader, one uncooperative, obviously aggressive child. There are four of them, including the leader. Their names and descriptions are listed:
Marcus Yallow.........The clear leader of the suspected terrorist organization. Says to be 17 years old; the ideal age for young terrorists--they can just say that they are teenagers and that they are harmless. This is obvious rubbish. Yallow is an uncooperative young delinquent, refusing to unlock his phone, email and USB sticks for us, even though we clearly told him, several times, that we were with the Department of Homeland Security. He didn't stop demanding for a lawyer and almost wouldn't sign documents that would ensure his freedom (with catches, of course. We had already planted a bug in his laptop). An obviously troubled child.
Vanessa Pak..............Called "Van" by the other suspects in this group. She is cooperative, for the most part, but is not admitting anything to us...yet. She is also evidently protecting her leader. She speaks good words of him, though I know none of it is true. Unlocked everything, but is still a good cause for suspicion. Pak does not seem as bad as the leader. We will certainly get more information out of her in the future.
Darryl Glover............In hospital, being treated for a stab wound. Claims he was stabbed in the BART crowd, just as the other suspects claim. Couldn't get much out of an injured person. However, we can see that this group was trained for situations like these ones. They have conjured a perfect story, though I am not falling for anything they say. We will further detain Glover, even if we release the others. We could get valuable information from him. We suspect his gang turned upon him and Yallow stabbed him. We'll get the information, one way or another.
Jose Luis Torrez.........Called "Jolu" by the other suspects in this group. He seems to have a "free spirit," like his leader, Yallow. However, he keeps in line. He must be used to obeying orders. He is protecting the leader, like Pak is, and isn't revealing anything useful towards catching terrorists like themselves. Other than that, he is entirely cooperative, and may be released soon.
Hopefully, these delinquents will turn themselves in soon. They must have some sort of conscience. Who would've thought our society would stoop to this level? 17 year old children committing horrible crimes and trying to get away with it!
Good thing that the DHS is behind the backs of Americans, ready to protect them from menaces like these.
For the good of America,
Carrie Johnstone
Carrie Johnstone is known to Marcus Yallow as "Severe Haircut Woman." She was horrible to Marcus especially, for two very bad reasons.
1. He said that he was the team leader of the Harajuku Fun Madness game (I mean, come on, lady! It's a game!)
2. He didn't want to give them his phone password (well, would anyone want to?).
She was the one Marcus always hated and was afraid of. She took him in as a prisoner and tortured him. First, it was blackmail, then mental torture and scarring, and then, at a horrifying climax, waterboarding--physical torture. He was strapped to a plank, with his feet tipping up a bit. Then, water was trickled into his nostrils. If he inhaled, he would bring water into his lungs, but his tipped up feet wouldn't allow this to happen naturally. Eventually, he would have to aspirate water into his lungs, causing a very bad coughing fit. However, this would only cause the inhalation of more water. Essentially, waterboarding is a stimulation of your own execution.
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